Top Ten Things I Can Say Now That I Lost "American Idol":
10. "If I had won, I was gonna blow the prize money on candy and fireworks"
9. "Honestly, I thought I was auditioning for `The Apprentice`"
8. "Ryan Seacrest isn`t as smart as he seems on TV"
7. "If you want to see me `perform,` I`ll be working the noon-to-8 shift at Old Navy tomorrow"
6. "George W. Bush didn`t win the popular vote either, and he`s done pretty well for himself"
5. "Underneath that table, Randy Jackson doesn`t wear pants" 4. "Until 10 minutes ago, I had no idea who Dave Letterman was"
3. "I could take down Clay Aiken with one arm in a sling"
2. "I handled my loss well -- I gathered my belongings, said my goodbyes and keyed the crap out of Simon`s car"
1. "I have one thing to say to the voters: What in the hell is wrong with you people?"
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10. "If I had won, I was gonna blow the prize money on candy and fireworks"
9. "Honestly, I thought I was auditioning for `The Apprentice`"
8. "Ryan Seacrest isn`t as smart as he seems on TV"
7. "If you want to see me `perform,` I`ll be working the noon-to-8 shift at Old Navy tomorrow"
6. "George W. Bush didn`t win the popular vote either, and he`s done pretty well for himself"
5. "Underneath that table, Randy Jackson doesn`t wear pants" 4. "Until 10 minutes ago, I had no idea who Dave Letterman was"
3. "I could take down Clay Aiken with one arm in a sling"
2. "I handled my loss well -- I gathered my belongings, said my goodbyes and keyed the crap out of Simon`s car"
1. "I have one thing to say to the voters: What in the hell is wrong with you people?"
http://www.jokes-db.com/jokes/american-idol-jokes
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